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People's Deputy Yuri Aristov was noticed a holiday in a five -star hotel. Based ...

Villa, shopping, two shirts: As people's deputies arrange a good vacation abroad in the midst of war

People's Deputy Yuri Aristov was noticed a holiday in a five -star hotel. Based on this story, journalist Sergey Vysotsky wrote an ironic "master class" on "How to go on vacation during the war". How to go without Palev on vacation during the war, if you are an influential MP from the authorities: a master class! However, unfortunately, the Maldives under this scheme is not an option. You recruit an ambassador to Spain or Italy.

And you say that you have an urgent need for two weeks to meet with at least one parliamentarian, public, diaspora, official on a very important topic that coincides with your committee profile (ecology, human rights, food security, etc. ). It is better, of course, Italy. Because to the coast of the Tirrensky Sea from Rome is very close. This is, of course, not Adriatic, but it will agree. From Madrid to Valencia to Chapat for a long time. And the place is soaked, they can burn.

You go to the chairman of the committee, most likely your friendship, and you say: old, urgently need to go to Italy (wink). It gives you a letter about the extreme importance of strengthening relationships with Italy. Ship the ambassador. You can optionally ask to make a call to the embassy and the chairman of the committee. The ambassador is looking for you in Rome at least one in the summer of a parliamentarian. There are 600 + 200 senators there. You can do someone. Go to Rome.

Take one suit, one shirt, shoes and two ties (it's important)! You go for five days. Plus take a half weeks on the road of the car. Appoint the first meeting on the day of arrival, the second one (diaspora there) on the day following the day of return to Rome.

On the first wear the first tie, on the second - the second! Rent for these 5 days of villa (no hotels)! On the first day you give the task of the preschool to write a pathos post with a photo photo: I arrived in Italy to discuss urgent problems of today. I am in a suit and tie in 35 degrees heat - what only the victims will go for the sake of the Motherland! Clear on the villa. On the last day - another post. Meeting in another tie and text: Past Five Working Days in Italy.

I can not tell everything. Not all meetings were public. Italy is our friend who provides great support.